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An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.
Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!
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when the girl you love with all your heart has no feelings for you at all.
I knew Tina was gonna reject me, but I asked her out anyway. And of course she rejected me and now I feel like shit.
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A man who takes advantage of women by telling them he won't love them unless she does something for him, such as sex. He may also cheat on them.
Sadly, a close friend of mine took her life after finding out she had been taken advantage of by a manwhore. R.I.P. Brandy 1989-2004
I can't let the girl I love fall into the hands of a manwhore!
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The period of time between when a person submits a definition to urbandictionary.com and when it actually shows up there.
I submitted my definition for algebra 5 months ago, and it still hasn't shown up!
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something that almost every song has that is nearly impossible to define, yet if a musician knows the chords to the song he should be able to figure it out.
Boulevard of Broken Dreams is in the key of F minor.
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A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.
Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.
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When the audience of a TV show, play, etc. knows something a character doesn't. Popularized by William Shakespeare, and used extenseively in the TV series South Park
In this one episode of South Park, Cartman thinks he's dead because nobody is talking to him, but we know it's because they've decided to completely ignore him.
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