Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.
Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?
In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.
Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."