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Ejaculating into someone's mouth, and having them laugh/"spit-take" cum BACK up the urethra......"put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."
Celia gave me "A Monsters Inc. Avalanche" for our anniversary, and I got so backed up
When your partner jumps on your back, latches their arms and legs around you and proceeds to give you a reach around while you go about doing tasks around the house. All while talking dirty in Yoda's voice.
My partner was really horny but I had a lot to do around the house, so the game me a Dagobah Reach Around
When you stretch the excess skin of your testicles to form a bowl and urinate into it and wait for a birdie to land on it and drink
I like to go birdbathing at the park