Ted Cruise

When you're desperately needed because of an unfolding catastrophe, but you skip out to go somewhere less stressful.

Them: We have a project due tomorrow, the boss shouting at me, and the clients have been calling nonstop for the last two hours! Where the hell is John!?

Me: Oh, he decided it sucks here, so he went on a Ted Cruise.

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