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An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.
"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."
"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
Going outside after a sweltering punk show to cool off only to go back inside the boiling venue to warm up.
"Fuck that band was great! I'm gonna go outside to cool off."
"Want to grab another beer when you get back in?"
"Yeah, I'll pull a Canadian Speedball."
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The process of making an Oscar-bait movie.
"Alright, I'm going to make a movie. It'll be a compelling human drama, probably set in the past, examining the importance of friendship and self-discovery, but doesn't do anything to challenge contemporary ideas and reaffirming that the past was terrible for a certain group of people, but we've moved past that now. Starring Morgan Freeman and Tom Hanks."
"Yeah, I could go for some good Oscarbation too"