Earthquake

Double fisting a girl and attempting to simulate convergent, divergent, and transforment plate movements inside her snatch.

Kevin, "What'd you and Marry do last night?"

Brad, "Dude I earthquaked her so hard"

Kevin, "Wow man that's hot!"

Brad, "Yeah she'll be feeling the aftershock in the morning!"

14👍 11👎

Mike

Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis

Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."

3👍 4👎