Mexual Harassment

Mexual Harasment is just like sexual harassment, but a Mexican is the harasser instead!

John:“Did you hear what Juan did to Maria?”
Bob: “No...what did he do?!”
John: “He told Maria her pussy smells like a churro! Then he pulled down her panties and rubbed his nose all over her sweet cunt!”
Bob: “Wow that is some serious Mexual Harassment!

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Muclana

Something you do not wanna find in your drink. This is what gay people shit after sex...along with aids.

Greg: Only good gays get my Muclana
Trevor: What’s a Muclana?
Greg: It’s “Anal Cum” spelled backwards.
Trevor: I promise I’m a good gay! Can you please let me put my face under the toilet seat just this one time!?

Greg: Fine, only for my delicious Muclana. You better remove your head after receiving my delicious treat because soon enough my tihsyag will come pouring out.