Binghamton

A piece of shit city that is only staying afloat because of Binghamton University. Walking around the city of Binghamton without a bullet proof vest is not advised.
In binghamton, there are only three things to do: shoot people, rob people, and drink. I choose the least illegal of the 3 and get absolutely shitfaced 3-4 times a week. #TransferringToARealCollege

*Job interview*
Employer: Where did you go to college?

You: Binghamton University

Employer: I’ve never heard of that school before.