Elijah

A name most commonly used for religious people who wanted to name their child after someone who could give them information or guidance. If you are not religious, the name ELIJAH may resemble a word in Toronto Slang, “Eli”. If your name is Elijah it’s likely that you’ll grow up having to introduce yourself into a new neighborhood as a Convicted Rapist.

Example 1: I dreamt that I should name my son Elijah after the Prophet

Example 2: That guy is moving super Suspicious, his name might be Elijah

Example 3: Hi, my name is Elijah, I’m moving in next door and I’ll have to inform you that I AM a convicted rapist.

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