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Homosexual.
People support it and hate it at the same time.
Jerk: That guy looks so gay
Me: Is that a bad thing?
Jerk: No... uh... no its a good thing...
Me: But a minute ago, you said it as an insult.
Jerk: uh... no
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The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.
Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.
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A dumb prank where somebody pisses all over the bathroom leaving a nasty mess.
Josh noticed that there was piss all over the toilet paper rolls and all over the floor; it must have been the act of anonymous pissing.
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Step 1) Make sure nobody's around.
Step 2) Quietly open the lid of the upper-section of the victim's toilet.
Step 3) Quietly place the lid down on the floor.
Step 4) Then take a nice shit in the upper-section of the toilet without letting anybody hear you.
Step 5) Wipe your ass.
Step 6) Place the soiled toilet paper in the upper-section of the toilet or in a drawer or magazine.
Step 7) Slowly lift the lid off the floor with your fingers under it and carefully bring it over to the toilet.
Step 8) Here's the hard part; with your fingers under the lid
slowly place the lid on the toilet. No false moves or you're screwed.
Step 9) Leave and don't let anybody see you. Just bail as quickly as possible.
Step 10) Mission accomplished.
Plumber: It looks like you have feces in your toilet's tank.
Victim: It must have been an upper decker.
Plumber: Yeah right. Its already clear that you're stupid enough to shit in there!
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The gods of the Urban Dictionary.
The decision makers.
The smartest, most talented people on Earth.
They are so attractive, you can't imagine it.
If you are an editor and you are reading this right now...
I LOVE YOU.
I found out one one of my friends was one of the urban dictionary editors, so I let him have sex with my girlfriend.
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