Thet

“that” but with an “E” for quirky white woman that can’t speak right

“ Oh my god Jessica THET was so good “

Micahsexual

You are alone for the rest of your life and never attempt to find a partner

I identify as micahsexual cause I’m ugly and nobody loves me

Pizza Roll Hot

It’s fucking hot, fresh outta the microwave, and when you put it in your mouth it’s roughly the temperature of the sun

“ bro these shits are pizza roll hot”