Alaskan Hot Pocket

1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.

Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket

Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered

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Taint Baker

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.

Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

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