Neat mike or messy mike is a messy man who drinks out of an aliens head, plays car soccer and gets a boner over Hellen Keller
Why are you playing pubg you are almost as gay as neatmike
Neatmike or messy mike is a guy who is really neat. How neat? Well he plays car soccer wants to be kronovi and gets a Boner over Hellen Keller
Neatmike is gay ha•••••ha••••••ha
Tru doh
A rehab center for fags who cant stop buying v-bucks
“Yo dude you really need to look into fortcunt it can help you”
The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.
I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.
When your pee hole is on top of your wiener like a dolphin's blowhole.
Bruh, I think I have Dolphin Dick.