jizz guzzler

one who drinks a lot of jizz

"one of the things i love about my girlfriend is that she is a crazy jizz guzzler"

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Jizz Brownie

a brownie or other baked good in which jizz has been added, usually unbeknownst to the consumer of the treat. sometimes done as a practical joke, other times for the sexual gratification of an individual or couple.

"My girlfriend used my jizz to make jizz brownies, and gave them to her three cutest friends. Now they've all swallowed me."

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Glaze and Shame

An act whereby a male ejaculates on a girl in a visible place, usually the face, and forces her to appear in public with some or all of the jizz still visible.

Allegedly Federline did this to Britney Spears in the fall of 2005. There are actually images online of the Spears shaming.

I was so pissed at her, I made her do a glaze and shame. When she showed up at work, her friend Lindsey was the first to notice she had a little something extra on her face.

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