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Bitchacho

It's the female latino gangsta version of "Muchaho" made from combining the words "bitch" and "muchcho". Bitchacho!

Where my bitchachos at!?

by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

225πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

32πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Agenda Benda

A politician who hides the nuts, and bolts, of their policy until the last moment, where it is revealed to be something completely different and unexpected. A political transvestite, if you will.

Man, I sure hope Obama doesn't turn out to be an agenda benda.

by Mikey The Comic February 3, 2010

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Tweetard

A person who always posts retarded tweets.

Ray: Did you see Damo's latest post?
Mikey: Yeah, he's such a tweetard.

by Mikey The Comic December 17, 2009

22πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Ignoracist

1) An ignorant racist, aka, a racist.

2) A racist so ignorant, they don't even bother to get their stereotypes right.

3) A person who is too ignorant to know that what they're saying is actually racist.

1) Mel Gibson.

2) Jeff: Jim just wished Hiro a Happy Chinese New Year.
Steve: What? Hiro's Japanese!
Jeff: What an ignoracist!
Steve: Haha, you should totally coin that word on UD.
Jeff: I can't, that Australian comedian Mikey Mileos beat me to it.
Steve: Man, he's awesome!

3) Jim-Bob: Man, I ain't seen yous guys in a coons age!
Billy-Joe: Two coons ages, I reckon!
**in the above case both Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe are ignoracists

by Mikey The Comic December 26, 2011

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Five Shizzle

More than fo' shizzle.

Some person: Hey Mikey, are you SURE there will be tickets to your show tonight?
Mikey: Fo shizzle man! Actually, make that a five shizzle, I'm definite!

by Mikey The Comic August 13, 2011

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Gigantwhore

A whore who is gigantic, or a person who's whoreing capacity is significant.

Dude 1: Man, I just saw Paris blowing ten guys in the alley.
Dude 2: Paris? Oh, you mean Gigantwhore!

by Mikey The Comic September 1, 2009

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž