Dramastic

When something is both dramatic and drastic. Note: it has nothing to do with gymnastic.

Whoa, that was dramastic man!

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log-swapping

The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.

Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.

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Proper Gander

When you take a good look at something.

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.

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vagininja

Pronounced either Vaj-a-nin-ja or Va-ja-nin-ja.

1. A person, male or female, who slays vaginas, i.e. DESTROYS THEM! (like in a good way.. sexually).

2. A stealthy vagina who's queef's are silent, but deadly!

3. (Less common) A ninja who is also a vagina.

Hey Tory is a total vagininja!

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Nymphobrainiac

A person who can't stop thinking about sex.

Tom: All I ever think about is sex!
Mikey: You're a total nymphobrainiac!

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Spam Sandwich

When you want to invite friends somewhere (like a gig) and you send them a normal txt/email, followed by your spam advertising the gig, followed by another normal txt/email.

1st Message: Hey man, long time, how you been? How's things?

2nd Message: Oh btw, I have a gig coming up, do you wanna come? Here are the details aka SPAM!

3rd Message: How's your dog?

Note: It is important to note that you need to wait for them to reply to your message before you send the next layer of the sandwich.

Oh shoot, I just copped another spam sandwich from Mikey, I should really just go to one of his gigs.

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face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

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