Miki Dżem

The sexiest guy in the universe. Always high af. Walks like a drunk octopus. Usually, you can see him in bushes of Wilanow, Poland. Prefers beer over vodka - a real man. He could easily play in the NBA, however he is not into being famous.

- Ey! Yo!!! Miki Dżem!
- Spierdalaj ty kurwo pisowska.