CHOKE A COLA

1. (v.) To squeeze a bottle of any liquid (Preferrably Cola) while someone is taking a drink. Resulting in them choking on the rapid flow of cola down their throat. Causing a large spew of cola and Extensive laughter.

Mike: Brandon's new truck is a mess and he's mad at me.
Billy: Why, he just bought it...?
Mike: We were driving the other day and he went to take a drink of his soda and i gave him a "CHOKE A COLA" he spewed soda all over the place.
Billy: HA HA HA

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Gbay

N. 1.A fictitious place to buy and sell stolen merchandise.
2.To admit that you have stolen something (I gbayed these kicks)

PERSON1: Where'd your broke ass get them balla ass twenty fo's
PERSON2: NIGGA I GOT THESE OFF GBAY. WHY YOU ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
PERSON1: Because i used to have a set just like em' >:-(

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crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

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