gentocracy

rule by penguins, specifically Gentoo penguins (Pygoscelis papua)

"We are debating whether the Falkland Islands should be returned to a state of gentocracy".
"That's nice, dear".

phlegm cutter

The first alcoholic drink of the day. I think it's originally Australian.

Fancy a phlegm cutter, Bruce?

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