MND

Monday Night Drinks.
Going out for drinks after work on a Monday night. not the most popular of all ND's.

Also see:

TND, WND, ThND, FND

Dude, what a day! Are you up for a sneaky MND?

or:
The Mrs is not home 'till 11, shall we go for MND?

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WTF

Wresting Takedown Federation

From South Park season 13 episode 10.

Did you see South Park last nite?

WTF, since when is SP on on Tuesday's?

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Cupcake

Release 1.5 of Google's Android.

Google didn't really go to market with Cupcake, Donut, release 1.6, was the first widely spread Android release.

A: Are you calling me a cupcake?

B: No man, I'm talking about Android phones, you donut!

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SAD

Sunday Afternoon Drinks.

Because regular folk have to work on Monday, it's wiser to start drinking on Sunday afternoon so you'll be wasted early and can go to bed in time.
Starting to drink too late on Sunday could seriously effect your appetite for

MND, TND, WND, ThND and/or FND and that would be sad...

A: Wanna meet for drinks on Sunday?

B: Sure, but let's make it a SAD, I'm not a sad jobless tosser like the rest of your friends.

A: Noon then?

B: Noon it'll be.

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Multi-tap

First generation texting software.
Very annoying, because you have to click the buttons really a lot. e.g. 3 times the 2 for a C, 2 times the 3 for an E.
T9 makes texting a lot easier, although a lot of people turn off their T9 and use Multi-tap all the time.

See also:

T9

Swype

Blindtype

A: My phone is giving me all these funny words!!

B: Go back to Multi-tap then, you big nerd.

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Sworty

Contration of the words Sweet and Shorty.
Usualy used as term of adorement for a person you love who's shorter then you. Use with caution though, not everyone likes to be called short (esp. men).

CC is such a sworty, she makes me sworny!

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Coevoorden

Fictional town in The Netherlands. No roads lead to Coevoorden, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Coevoorden. It might be a code name for some secret militairy project. Everybody who claims to be from Coevoorden or to have ever been there is part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy (Dutch: Coevoordencomplot).
This conspiracy is probably linked to the Bielefeld-conspiracy.

X: Have you ever been in Coevoorden?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy

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