MAD

Monday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to MND.

MAD allows you to get really pissed if you do MND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

Doing MAD too often is bad for your social and work life because you will come across as a alcoholic hobo and eventually will become one. MAD is best enjoyed in the Christmas / New Year period.

although MAD can be fun, TAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better.

A: I don't feel like working.

B: Me neither.

A: Shall we go for a beer?

B: Already?

A: Sure, let's go MAD.

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TND

Tuesday Night Drinks.
Going out for drinks on a Tuesday night. Popular among single people, less popular among those with a family.

Also see:

MND, WND, ThND, FND

The Mrs isn't home 'till 11, you up for TND?

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T9

Second generation texting software.

Already a lot easier than Multi-tap, because it suggests words from a list when you click only once on each button.
Therefore 'easy' is 2-3-7-9 with T9, instead of 3-3-2-7-7-7-7-9-9-9 with Multi-tap.

T9 is short for 'Text on 9 keys'.

See also:

Multi-tap

Swype

Blindtype

A: My phone is giving me all these funny words!!

B: Turn off T9 then, you big nerd.

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