Cutecumbering

1. The art of choosing an appropriate cucumber for masturbation from the fruit shop or grocery store.

Brad: What are you doing today?
Katrina: I'm off for a wax and then going cutecumbering.
Brad: Sweet. Have fun and bring some home for me.

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cocknana

1. When you get up in the middle of the night to eat a bannana but instead find yourself face to face with a penis

Girl: Hey how was your night?
Boy: It was good until I got up for a midnight snack and found myself in cocknana.

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