Smurple

An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.

I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.

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scrumpable

adjective describing a male that you want to have sex with.

Inuyasha and Orlando Bloom are both very scrumpable.

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Orlandogasm

<i>(noun)</> The frenzied state of giddiness often exhibited by those who are obsessed with Orlando Bloom; orgasm brought about by Orlando Bloom.

After seeing Pirates of the Caribbean, I had an Orlandogasm.

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Inner Outer Mist Syndrome (IOMS)

A disease that causes plants to grow on one's fingers and toes. Early symptoms include the sudden desire to become a polish woodsman, and sudden loss of speech, the words '"yes" and gravy" being the exception.
A disease that is associated with the religion Butricktunglism.

My former roomate contracted Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.

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foo foo

An adjective describing something that is very pretty or cute but has no real utilitarian value. Something that is nice to look at but serves no other purpose.

My mom keeps buying me these foo foo ceramic statues to put on my dresser. I really wish she would stop wasting her money on them.

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Butricktrunglism

A religion based on the teachings of Lord Butricktrungle. Worship involves the use of ritual human sacrifice, and the writing of haikus.
Butricktrunglists also like warn us of the danger of Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.

My mother recently converted to Butricktrunglism.

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Chop

(noun, singular) derived from "chap"
A friend; neuter gender term of endearment.

My best chop took the bus today.

Hey, What's up, chop?

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