scrumpable

adjective describing a male that you want to have sex with.

Inuyasha and Orlando Bloom are both very scrumpable.

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Orlandogasm

<i>(noun)</> The frenzied state of giddiness often exhibited by those who are obsessed with Orlando Bloom; orgasm brought about by Orlando Bloom.

After seeing Pirates of the Caribbean, I had an Orlandogasm.

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Inner Outer Mist Syndrome (IOMS)

A disease that causes plants to grow on one's fingers and toes. Early symptoms include the sudden desire to become a polish woodsman, and sudden loss of speech, the words '"yes" and gravy" being the exception.
A disease that is associated with the religion Butricktunglism.

My former roomate contracted Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.

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