Wenk

Verb. Make yourself look like a smart-ass, by acting or saying things that make you look like an intellectual cunt.

Past tense - wank
A person who wenks is a wenker.

Origin: Wenk written backwards is knew.

"John: Hey, Marissa. Did you know you can't defend your usage of weed because it has been scientifically proven that it causes lung damage, unlike you previously thought?
Marissa: Shut up, you wenker.
Third person watching: OH SHIT. OWNED."

"Sometimes people think I'm a smart-ass but I only wenk by mistake."

"I wank in a public library yesterday. People did not find it very friendly of me."

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