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Dead ex-Sega fanboy website that still has a few loser stragglers using it's forum to discuss porn, fizzy drinks, Umbongo's 'love' life and whether any of them will ever bed Frap or Alleycat.
Chance of ever getting a real girlfriend - DEAD!
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Badass and extremely prolific Japanese film maker (60 films in 9 years!!!) who has made some of the most daring and imaginative films of the last decade. Films such as the Dead Or Alive trilogy, Fudoh, Audition and Ichi The Killer are both extreme in content and intelligent enough to rise above the label of pure exploitation. His most bizarre film might be Happiness Of The Katakuri's - a musical about a family that open a guest house on an active volcano. He is working on a project with the other great contempory Japanese director Takeshi Kitano.
"kirikirikirikirikiri" - Audition
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Japanese sweet derived from the classic Pocky Stick. A larger breadstick that the pocky covered in a white sort-of-chocolate substance.
Delicious, but not up to the standards of Pocky classic.
Man, I'd love to suck on a white lolita right now!
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Feline mascot of B3TA.com. No Hands is a cute lil' kitten with a multitute of talents.
"Look, I just 'shopped No Hands fisting Tony Blair"
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Also: Tom Cruise in 'The Last Samurai'
Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked like a Goddamn leprechaun ninja!
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Strange, tangy supposedly 'soft' drink from Japan which, according to the blurb on the can, replaces the electrolytes lost through perspiration.
The sensation of actually drinking the stuff is like putting your tongue on the twin terminals of a 9v. battery.
Pocari Sweat is Japanese Coke to Calpis' Pepsi.
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Before Mini DV it was much harder for fat, ugly, bedsore-ridden sea monsters of women and their equally disgusting and mentally disturbed partners to upload their sordid home-made porno's onto the internet.
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