Darkness Nigga

An exclamatory phrase used when someone wants to magically disappear or when the power company is turning off your power because you've past your dues, but mostly know from being the all time rival to Lightness Cracker.

Think of Darkness Niggas as the dark side of the force and Lightness Cracker as the light side of the force. Eventually they will meet and fight to the death. Ironically Darkness Nigga resigns in Ireland, and Lightness Cracker resigns in Southeast Africa.

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Safety hazard

Fletcher Lang

Fletcher Lang is a safety hazard. Also smelly.

Sclap

The action of being slapped and clapped simultaneously. Once one is sclapped, they will lose all dignity and become a creature similar to a Chevy suburban stuck in the middle of the highway.

I was once sclapped. Now I am half the man I was once before.

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Quarth

A name you would give to your child for being a complete idiot.

My son tried to eat a pack of thin Oreos through the rectum. How he got the Oreos is beyond me. How he knew he had a hole in his rearend is also beyond me. Thus I gave him the name quarth.

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