France

A country that is hated by the US and apparently, Britain. Fought in WW2 and was subsequently defeated by the Nazis. Liberated by Allied forces in 1944, and are known to be less hygenic than Americans. Good cheese and wine, but they smoke too much. Oh and 9/11? Biggest tragedy ever? Like hell. Look at the Holocaust (6 million), American incursions against Native Americans (12 million) but I'm not going to include American attacks on Japan during WW2 because that was wartime and in my opinion, perfectly justified.

Sorry if this became a rant against some redneck idiot.

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M6D

The specific name of the model of sidearm used by the UNSC.

Pvt. Valdez pumped a full clip into the Grunt with his M6D.

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M6D

The M6D Assault Pistol is a recoil-operated, magazine-fed handgun. It is issued with a smart-linked scope capable of 2X magnification. It fires 12.7mm semi-armor-piercing, high-explosive rounds. It can shoot either semi-automatic or automatic fire.

Pvt. Valdez pumped a full clip into the helpless Grunt.

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John Asscrack

the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.

Praise Kahless he's out of office.

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M90

The M90 Shotgun is a pump-action magazine-fed (dual tubular non-detachable type) weapon. It fires 8 gauge magnum (3.5") rounds. This weapon is very effective against targets at close range and may be used to engage several targets simultaneously at medium and long range

2nd Lieutenant McCallister blasted the head off a Jackal with her M90

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nicole kidman

An Australian actress famous for her roles in Moulin Rouge, that Virgiana Woof movie, and a lot of other things, though she was only attractive in Moulin Rouge.

She's pretty skinny.

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UAV

Unmanned Aerial Vehicle. Can be used for reconnaisance, exploratory, or assault purposes.

Bush lied and said that Saddam Hussein had UAVs capable of reaching the US.

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