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A very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.
Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. Its very sad Willie.
This is an albino like white person that can be found with many guns. He has 2 normal legs and 1 extra that he uses as a kick-stand when he is aiming his gun. Mostly found in the Carolinas.
Hey look there Willy, look at it!! That's the Trigger Happy Tri Pod, we better get out of here!!