pussy play

Where several guys see how many dicks you can put in a girl.

We are doing some pussy play and we need two dicks for each nostril

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huns

A fierce barbarian tribe that sacked almost sacked the city of rome when lead by Attila the Hun (the scourge of god) leaving most of the western empire almost completely destroyed. However mysteriously the hun were turned back by the pope and never seen again.

Those damn huns burned down my villa and raped my wife!

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green day

An immensly gay band, that is overplayed. To make this wose ever since their new gay "american idiot" album came out people always play those two dumb, repititive, pop songs. And they are unpatriotic they arnt even democrats they are just pop stars

I vote for Kerry, that is why I hate green day.

What is this boulevard of whatever the fuck they are complaining about is on the radio again!!!! gooddddaaammmiittt!!!

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wapanese

A person who wishes he was japanese. The highest concentration in america is decidedly at vanguard shcool in Dallas Tx. In all cases they have never set foot in japan.

A vanguard student: I hate Ieyasu Tokugawa for destroying Japans ancient fragile culture. God I love Rurononi Kenshin!

Jhonny the Japanese dude: So I am tainted huh?

vanguard student: Wow your from japan ( shits pants) wow do you have a sword! do you like anime! let me join in your warrior spirit! remember I put the FUN in fundamentalist

Jhonny the japanese dude: get a life

Another dude: japan is not that great a country, if it was that great than how come japanse folks come to america huh?

Vanguard student: oooowwwww how could you I am offended you are racist!

another dude: I dont have a problem with japanese people I just think you are a flaming homo, and a sheltered} dum fuck

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kumquat

a wonderful appetizing fruit

wo this kumquat is delicious!

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MTV

A horrible channel that puts out crappy 3:00 pop songs and calls it music. Has effectively destroyed much of americas youth. The only good show they have ever had or ever will have is wildboys.

Everyone I know has became a wigger, Mtv must be stopped!!!

TO THE BATCAVE!!!!!

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Jeff goldblum

An actor who has stared in many movies. He has a strange hobby of watching people poop.

good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since

DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!

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