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having an orgasm in the back of a dark movie theatre
" during that movie spongebob me and christina hopped aboard mr rampy's ship of dreams!"
The New Mexican saying derived from "carpe diem". Carpe manana in english is "seize tommarow" expressing the states laid back attitude.
I take it slow for my motto is carpe manana.
A person who wishes he was japanese. The highest concentration in america is decidedly at vanguard shcool in Dallas Tx. In all cases they have never set foot in japan.
A vanguard student: I hate Ieyasu Tokugawa for destroying Japans ancient fragile culture. God I love Rurononi Kenshin!
Jhonny the Japanese dude: So I am tainted huh?
vanguard student: Wow your from japan ( shits pants) wow do you have a sword! do you like anime! let me join in your warrior spirit! remember I put the FUN in fundamentalist
Jhonny the japanese dude: get a life
Another dude: japan is not that great a country, if it was that great than how come japanse folks come to america huh?
Vanguard student: oooowwwww how could you I am offended you are racist!
another dude: I dont have a problem with japanese people I just think you are a flaming homo, and a sheltered} dum fuck
Sad excuse for a football team. Full of fat lazy boof heads and sneaky cheats.
Love to perform sexual favours for refs for points and shit calls.
Can't believe their supporters can actually claim that shit
How many broncos are sucking ref doodle for this win?
The broncos new recruits in the officials colours were well worth the money...
a strange little girl that haunts hillary duff day and night. lizzie mcguire is hillary duffs worst nightmare.
the thing that makes teenage girls run around naked
Hillary: aaww man Im having my period!
Lizzie: hah hah look at you and your std's
Hillary: please quit making fun of me!
The lone star state, a state with a soul of a nation. A state that doesnt give a fuck what yankees, hicks from colorado, or faggs from Califronia think. The population of Texas is on the rise. This states economy is in boom. So all the dumb teenyboppers from boring states that watch queer mtv and think their real smart better shut the fuck up. George Bush is embarrasing and a dumbass so fuck him and dont stereotype us. Texas is on the rise so as for those other states we dont give a fuck!
Stereotyping is a sign of ignorance.
Howdy! I am from Texas and I make big motherfucking bucks!
I am Texan before american!
A fierce barbarian tribe that sacked almost sacked the city of rome when lead by Attila the Hun (the scourge of god) leaving most of the western empire almost completely destroyed. However mysteriously the hun were turned back by the pope and never seen again.
Those damn huns burned down my villa and raped my wife!