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having an orgasm in the back of a dark movie theatre
" during that movie spongebob me and christina hopped aboard mr rampy's ship of dreams!"
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The New Mexican saying derived from "carpe diem". Carpe manana in english is "seize tommarow" expressing the states laid back attitude.
I take it slow for my motto is carpe manana.
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The greatest band of all time. They have much more talent than 90 percent of bands today.
heard of those chili peppers, best band ever
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This kick-ass movie that Ali G my main man piched in Hollywood.
I watched the Spyz movie and then next time I had sex I found myself saying work, work, work.
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Sad excuse for a football team. Full of fat lazy boof heads and sneaky cheats.
Love to perform sexual favours for refs for points and shit calls.
Can't believe their supporters can actually claim that shit
How many broncos are sucking ref doodle for this win?
The broncos new recruits in the officials colours were well worth the money...
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The lone star state, a state with a soul of a nation. A state that doesnt give a fuck what yankees, hicks from colorado, or faggs from Califronia think. The population of Texas is on the rise. This states economy is in boom. So all the dumb teenyboppers from boring states that watch queer mtv and think their real smart better shut the fuck up. George Bush is embarrasing and a dumbass so fuck him and dont stereotype us. Texas is on the rise so as for those other states we dont give a fuck!
Stereotyping is a sign of ignorance.
Howdy! I am from Texas and I make big motherfucking bucks!
I am Texan before american!
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a strange little girl that haunts hillary duff day and night. lizzie mcguire is hillary duffs worst nightmare.
the thing that makes teenage girls run around naked
Hillary: aaww man Im having my period!
Lizzie: hah hah look at you and your std's
Hillary: please quit making fun of me!
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