press tan

when mooning someone from inside a car and pressing your bare ass checks against the glass

I pushed my bare cheeks against the car window so hard while giving a press tan that I left a ass print on the glass.

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moon over parador

When a man is mooning someone and his pants are pulled so low that his balls are exposed too.

I tried to moon the car behind us, but my pants went so low that I actually gave them a moon over Parador.

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uni-bomb

An energy drink consisting of Red Bull and Uni Vera, experia concentrate (a health supplement drink). First invented at an office in Bergen County, NJ. Name derived from the popular drink, "Jagerbomb".

Jen: Hey, I'm really tired and feeling sluggish.
Bill: Me too. Let's have Ed mix us up some uni-bombs.
Ed: I'm down with that. Let's whack down some uni-bombs and go into a berry induced rage.
Chris: Last night I gave Kentucky Knobs to the entire Rugby team and I am really tired, give me a uni-bomb too.

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