emo boy

Emo boys (also known as scenes) are retarded, lying, annoying kids who look down on everyone, just because they think they are so cool. The most often place to find them is the internet, whereas they are obsessed with taking pictures of themselves while shirtless, even though they have the skinniest, whitest and most unattractive bodies, and talking about their (fake) problems, because they are oh so hot and cool. Their internet names are normally between the lines of XxemoboyxX1109, for the common emo, XxsinistercutsxX for the hardcore emo (pretensive and retarded nontheless, the only difference is that the vast majority claim to cut themselves, even if they don't, and if they do, its rare), and XxxlovefordinosxxX for the, er... more feminine type. The next most common place to spot the emo boys is at the shopping mall. You would know which kid is emo by their retarded clothing. They normally wear 'way too skinny' skinny jeans (the reason why most of the walk so weirdly), mainly black, and black band t-shirts. Their hair is always jet- black and extremely straight . Some of them sport blonde highlights and 'coon' tails, and all of them, I say ALL of them, wear Converse, and straighten their hair for hours every morning, right after putting on the eyeliner that they got their best girl friend to buy them (because being seen buying eyeliner is totally faggy, but wearing some isn't, of course).

(Damn. I even had to change boxes cuz my hatin' was so long) When it comes to defending their emo-ness, they always follow a pattern. First, they make up a fake story about how they've come to be emo, and how they have so many problems and like to cut themselves. Second, they defend their 'individuality', saying that it is a 'unique' way of expressing themselves (because there are NOT thousands of emo kids already that wear the exact same clothing they do, say the exact same things they do, and look the exact same way they do). They always say they can play the guitar, and, while most of them do have one, none of them can actually play one. They also claim that they write dark, sad songs and poetry. This isn't exactly a lie, because they do write songs, but they're so crappy and retarded they shouldn't really be called songs, and more like 'a vomit inducing mess of words bought only to the world to bring pain to the innocent'.

In conclusion, they suck, they should explode, and I will never stop hoping that the metalheads, hiphoppers, neutral people, pirates and ninjas (emos suck so much that even THEY joined forces) will go rouge on them and terminate them for good. (Hell, Ill even throw gangstas in there if it just stops the bitches already).

Example:
I have no doubt that emo boys will read this, hate me for writing it, click on the thumbs down button and continue writing their vomit inducing mess of words brought only to the world to bring pain to the innocent.

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