Zombie dick

A erection that happens when there is no sexual stimuli present. Usually during untimely situations. Mostly present in males going through puberty, but can happen from time to time in adult males.

I was sitting in a Alcoholic Anonymous and suddenly had a case of zombie dick.

Mr. Kelley didn't want to stand up to teach his because he had developed a zombie dick grading papers.

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