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commonly referred to as 'goggles',they can be used to save your best friend from "drowning". used to aid in seeing underwater. possibly crappy if price is under $5 and from the dollar store so buy them at Wal-Mart so they will be of the highest quality. if they leak, water will most commonly go into your right eye.
Fred threw my giggles into the pool!!
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1) the answer for any and every question.
2) what you say when there is nothing better to say.
3) only the greatest insult ever.
4) a phrase that is a target for lame jokes
1) Date:"So,what do you want for dinner tonight. Pizza or Tacos?"
You: "Your Mom"
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2) Science Nerd:"Did you know the mosquitoes mate upside down?"
You: "So does Your Mom."
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3) Girlfriend:"Baby, I Love You."
You:"That may be the case but I love Your Mom."
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4) Your Mom is so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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a slightly or morbidly obese person
Dang, that girl a chubby-tubby!!!
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jeans for a skinny person who wears his or her jeans 3 sizes to small to hide their anorexic figure
You see that girl Kristen over there? Yeah, she is anorexic so she must be wearin those new muffin-bottom jeans.
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jeans specifically made for large women (or men) who have booty dimples and need some extra coverage in that area.
Hey girl, toss out the spandex and get some muffin-bottom jeans.
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