PC

post-cock (adv/adj/n): occurring after a sexual encounter with a man and his penis.

I would play guitar more, but I'm just PC so often that I never have the energy!

Set two personal records today: I read 270 pages and I wasn't PC at all! Yeehaw!

I would write in my highary more often, but I just have the worst handwriting PC.

Caffeine is my favorite thing to drink PC.

Some of my friends don't understand that being flakey is just a part of my personality. I think it's because they aren't PC enough.

I don't outline papers, I pregame for them! And I proofread them PC, of course.

What if your roommate was gay? Seriously, what if? That'd be so awkward PC.