This is someone that is always in extreme danger of getting molested by big, hairy, oily men in their basements. Fortunately his musculature and gay sexuality make him enjoy this experience.
Dude I saw that guy walk into the house if Herbert. Heâs a total Solomon Fairbanks.
A great muscular man who loves getting pied in the back door by various men. His huge throbbing meat and extremely gay sexuality makes it a perfect match for orgies. If you see a Soloman invite him over for some back shots and your place. He will always accept.
Man that guy and I played soggy biscuit last night, heâs a total Soloman.