(in)significant other

a phrase used to describe the cunt or douche that you used to officially have a relationship with that is still part of your life for whatever stupid reason that you're coming up with.

I took my (in)significant other to lunch yesterday. Not five minutes had passed before she was correcting my grammar and telling me that I was eating with the wrong fork. I LIKE THE LITTLE FORK.

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Fifther

A woman or man that you would only sleep with after consuming a fifth of your favorite liquor.

Damn dude, I'm pretty hard up. I'd even settle for a fifther about now.

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Cheating Tomatoes

The act of lying by omitting the truth, to have knowledge of something that someone else wants, needs, or should know. Typically omitted for selfish reasons.

She knew I wouldn't approve of her actions so she's been cheating tomatoes to keep me from being pissed at her.

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