Chipman

A creature that defies the laws of nature by being half man, half hair beast. As a whole, it makes up half the ingredients needed to create a California Cyclone (the other half is Tequila- swill or fine quality work equally well).

Ok, who's the dumb ass that bought Chipman tequila shots? Brilliant idea! You're gonna clean up that fuck'n mess you moron!

Detroit Lily Pond

A fecal and urine filled toilet that as shit smeared squares of toilet paper floating on the surface.

Dude, I hate that stadium. Every bathroom if full or Detroit Lily Ponds by the 7th inner stretch.