home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.

“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”

Swede

A person from the country of SWEDEN. A constitutional monarchy located on the Scandinavian peninsula, bordering Norway to the west and Finland to the east. 9 million inhabitants, most of them very good looking. The home of Volvo and Saab cars as well as Ericsson mobile phones and the IKEA furniture store. Some famous Swedes include the director Ingmar Bergman, actress Ingrid Bergman, hockey player Peter Forsberg and pop group ABBA.

"Look at that hot Swede!"
"Yes she is very attractive."

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