blueberry

instead of BLACKBERRY, west-coast wannabe socialites who don't have a clue what they're talking about use this term

it can also be used by the wannabe rich-boy playa who is actually so broke, he recently had to give up his pager after failing to pay another monthly bill.

Nancy: "Hey should we call up Trevor and invite him to go to the movies with us tonight?"

West coast wannabe socialite: "hold on, i'll text him on my blueberry"

Nancy: "your... what??"

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James: "Hey sup? Should we call up some girls and invite them to Larry's party tomorrow?"

Wannabe rich-boy playa who is poverty stricken: "Ye yee... I'll ring 'em up on my bluberry fo sho"

James: "Don't you mean blackberry?"

Wannabe rich-boy play who is poverty stricken: "Uh...Naw dawg, I got myself a blueberry... they're da bomb in Dubai"

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