Maple Creemee

When a Canadian ejaculates in or on somebody.

Spelled Creemée if it is a French Canadian.

- Did you end up getting with that Canadian?
- Sure did! He even gave me a Maple Creemee

Traditional Mexican Baptism

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.

Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.

Cork mouth

A mouth with late stage tooth decay resulting in soft and brittle teeth, typically as a result of long term abuse of drugs like methamphetamine.

Did you see the crowd at the McDonald's on Welfare Wednesday? Lots of people with cork mouth.

Fenties

Street slang for Fentanyl, a commonly abused opioid.

Is often laced in other drugs such as heroin to increase potency, but greatly increasing risk of overdose.

Always test your supply! Buddy had to throw out his stash because it was laced with Fenties

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Vancouver Syndrome

The chronic antisocial inclination to either ghost someone or straight up lie, to avoid telling the truth, or especially to decline an offer or a date. Very prominent in Vancouver, Canada, especially in the dating scene.

"Did you get a date with that girl?"

"Nah, she's ghosting me. Bad case of Vancouver Syndrome I suspect"

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Carfenties

Street slang for Carfentanyl, an opioid typically used to tranquilize large animals.

Is often laced in other drugs such as heroin to increase potency, but greatly increases risk of overdose. It is an analogue of fenties, but can be 100 times more toxic .

Always test your supply! Nowadays, drugs aren't only being contaminated with Fenties, but Carfenties, which pose an even higher health risk.

Saskatchewan Roadblock

A roadblock in which drivers are stopped to verify that they are in fact under the influence of alcohol. Sober drivers are stopped, and must consume alcohol in order to proceed.

Named due to the fact that Saskatchewan ranks among the highest of Canadian provinces for instances of impaired driving.

At the entrance of my ranch is a Saskatchewan Roadblock. Drivers with a blood alcohol content of zero must take a shot of fireball in order to enter.