cybercitizen's arrest

(verb). When one self-righteous individual decides to take the law and report someone for what THEY deem as abusive or offensive behavior online, without the person being targeted knowing that they are being reported. Sort of like a Spanish Inquisition, where the accused does not know their accuser. Quite often, anyone can report anyone anonymously on Facebook, or Twitter for saying the word "BOO". It's that scary.

what the heck happened to your Facebook account?

It was suspended.

Why?

Well, I must've said something inappropriate like using the "F" bomb, and someone made a cybercitizen's arrest. Fuck my life.

nad neutralizer

(n). When one takes some sort of physical means to decrease one's libido, so one cannot have an erection. Quite often the man will take something to block one's urges. Another name for this is to install a pop up blocker. Don't confuse this with cock blocker. That's entirely different.

Hey, man, I heard that you're going to Vegas tomorrow. With all those scantily clad showgirls around everywhere, aren't you worried that you will get into trouble with the Missus out of town?

No man, I got it covered. I too a 'nad neutralizer, so I'm good.