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fauxitus â Penetrative sex using a harness and a phallic simulacrum of some type to stimulate the G-spot in women; or, the prostate in men. Some enjoy the experience of dilation using stimulators of graduating sizes and lengths.
Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.
Whatever is chosen, this isnât an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.
This is a very âoverly specificâ act to perform.
Coitus, fauxitus â itâs the 21st century; whatâs a little penetrative sex between friends or lovers? Especially overly specific penetrative sex!!!!!!
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âA rainbow shot out of my dickâ is ASAP Rockyâs description of using hallucinogenic drugs that kicked in while he was having sex.
âNo lie, a rainbow shot out of my dick. It had a sound with it like a piano. I have no idea why there was a rainbow coming out of my penis.â
ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.
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â¦in that good way! â An expression used by the character William Knifeman in the ground breaking series Reservation Dogs.
This series was to First Nation Native Americans in the 2020âs what Roots was to Black Americans in The 1970âs in terms of stellar prime time representation of a major ethnic cast with a positive representation of cultural love; and cultural self-awareness,
A sprit, William Knifeman would appear riding a horse. He is a trickster figure who asks more questions then offering answers; and, he is inevitably at turns both hilarious and heartbreaking.
He once blessed a Sonic tater tot by asking it to protect and nourish the body of the character that was eating it and to help with cholesterol â¦in that good way.
A most infectious saying!!!!!
This series is perfect for a Sankofa viewing and is best watched in a circle. One you finish all four seasons of Reservation Dogs, immediately watch it again as though you were reading Finnigans Wake.
The story of a people never ends, it continues in a cycleâ¦in that good way.
And representation matters!
Mvto!!!!!
You canât hold in your joy or your pain. You have to offer them both into the circle of your people â all of your relationsâ¦in that good way! Then the circle can never be broken. Aho!
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I think we can rule out a⦠â an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use â I think we can rule out aâ¦â as a word formula:
1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:
Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.
2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:
Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.
3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:
I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
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The Great American Pastime â Formerly Baseball â but now Gun violence must be Great American Pastime because itâs played almost daily, and especially on weekends â adding a new shade of meaning to the term âweekend warriorâ. It is not limited by seasons like baseball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, or lacrosse; and is one ot the only pastimes that can be easily played year round!
Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells âSLAP LEATHERâ like in the movies.
And you can only lose this game once.
Lock an load America; and, letâs all play!
Gun violence must be The Great American Pastime because itâs played almost daily, and especially on weekends â adding a new shade of meaning to the term âweekend warriorâ. Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult to learn rules. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans!
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A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
My wifeâs twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!
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A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
My wifeâs twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!
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