The Great White NOPE!

The Great White NOPE! — a term that applies primarily to people like former “Nice-President” Mike Pence and “white wading boot wearing” Ron DeSantis. Secondarily the term also applies to tapioca, tofu, and hospital produced rice pudding. What all of these have in common is that the leave a bad taste in your mouth and often cause gas!

Even the NRA booed Mike Pence; and, Republican surrogates are declaring Ron DeSantis unelectable outside of Florida because of the six week abortion law he just enacted.

DeSantis, when asked the location of the clitoris replied that it was located in the back of a woman’s throat proved himself to be a man of his generation who may have gotten his sex education from adult movies that were filmed in Florida.

FLORIDA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!

If “unelectable” or “un-electability” were a person, these two men would complete for the privilege of personifying these words.

Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis are in competition for the title: The Great White NOPE!

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Venue Shopping

Venue Shopping — The art of finding the perfect judge and municipality in which to force a pivotal court case designed to restrict the rights of “the many “ by “the few”.

This is currently the most popular political tactic used by “the old guard” to prevent the inevitability of America’s changing demographic realities.

Some say it is a reaction to Barack Obama having become a successful, two term, popular Black President of the United States; but, that would be like saying that at the heart of American culture there is an unstated racism.

Wait…that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Two places where Venue Shopping can be clearly seen in our border policies and in out treatment of women and the rights that they have — or don’t have — over their own bodies.

In the old days we didn’t say “venue shopping — which is kind of a disinfected boutique term, we used to say “THE FIX IS IN”.

Opponents to the reproductive freedom of women went Venue Shopping in Texas to find a judge who would outlaw gynecological medications used in both miscarriages and abortions..

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The Day We Could Have Stopped It!

The Day We Could Have Stopped It! —

Experts are warning AI could lead to human extinction. Are we taking it seriously enough?

On May 31st 2023 we could have stopped it. We knew we could have stopped it; but, we didn’t.

And, at some point “Skynet” will become “self aware”.

And while we’re at it, if we ever find any extraterrestrial life forms, we shouldn’t bring it onto a ship; or bring it to planet earth.

I’ve seen the movies. These things never end well.

Wednesday May 31st 2023: The Day We Could Have Stopped It!” — scientist are warning that proposed Artificial Intelligence technology could cause the extinction of the human race.

And yet we persist in its development.

Didn’t anyone see the movie?

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It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.

…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

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Jane Crow

Jane Crow — The outrageous notion that in half of the states of these United (?) States, a woman doesn’t have sovereignty over her female human body by law. In some states bounties are offered for information on women, doctors, and the loved ones who would aid and abet them in providing, soliciting, or seeking reproductive care culminating in an abortion.

Jane Crow is the new Jim Crow; and, Jim Crow is a resurrected vampire that needs a Van Helsing.

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Metaegoism

Egoism strictly defined is the habit of valuing everything only in reference to one's personal interest. It’s a kind of selfishness and it’s opposite is altruism.

Metaegoism takes this a step further and finds a way to enshrine one’s egoism thus formalizing it. A good example of this would be to get your Urban Dictionary contributor’s name as an Urban Dictionary entry.

Jus sayin’.

In an act of total metaegoism, Mindhunter the Profiler added his Urban Dictionary contributor’s name to the Urban Dictionary. That’s some meta fo’ yo’ ass!!!!!

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I’m a big fan of you.

I’m a big fan of you. — The most horrifying moment a luminary in any field can experience is the moment when a person suddenly invades their personal space while uttering the words: I’m a big fan of you.

Before even introducing themselves.

And there are several horrifying variants:
“I’m your biggest fan.”
“Do you want to meet my friends? They are big fans of you!”
“Do you want to meet my sister? She shy and thinks that you’re sexy; AND, SHE’S A BIG FAN OF YOU!!!!”

Even a luminary with incredible elan has difficulty with the savior faire of this moment. Especially if the sister is really attractive and the brother looks menacing AF!!!!

Moments like this have been immortalized by the writer Stephen King in the novel Misery. He took this moment to its most horrific extreme.

Comedian Louis C.K. also famed a moment like this in season 1 episode 5 of his FX television show. This may be hard to see because apparently he had some habits of which people were not a “big fan”.

This behavior has been made worse in the era of selfies when everyone has a camera on them at all times. Narcissistic, voyuer-istic culture has made the ability to move incognito a must.

Imagine being Taylor Swift and having this to you. I don’t have to imagine it because I have a picture to prove it actually happens. I’m a big fan of her!!!!!!!

Can I take a selfie with you? I think you’re HOT; and, I’m a big fan of you.

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