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Dolt 45 â A.KA. The Orange Man and The Failed Twice Impeached former President of the United States.
Because he is âthe malt liquor of presidentsâ, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive.
The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%.
Colt 45âs iconic slogan is: âWorks Every Timeâ. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this:
Racism: works every time.
Antisemitism: works every time.
Jingoism: works every time.
Sexism: works every time.
Etc.
His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party
Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to âcut these drinkers offâ who â presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.
Donald J. Trump is Dolt 45: the malt liquor of presidents.
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It just all adds up⦠â The perfect ending to a really sad and bad story. The often âtoo lateâ realization that out actions are cumulative and quite binding.
If you have ever asked someone how they ended up in a particularly bad situation and the answer is â It just all adds upâ¦â; then, that person is facing a situation that from which no doctor, lawyer, judge, jury, friend, or priest can extricate them.
Itâs time to face the music and dance; and pay those consequences.
This statement Is often rapidly followed by : âOnly god can judge me!â
Which may or may not be true â if god is actually all Love and Forgiveness.
But, we certainly judge ourselves; and, moments where âit just all adds upâ cause us to momentarily reflect on both our lives and our actions.
Police: â¦But how did you end up killing 12 gang members; 2 innocent witnesses/bystanders; a pit bull; and an exotic South American parrot in a cage.
Perpetrator: I just shot everyone and everything I saw; and, pandemonium broke out in me; It just all adds upâ¦wellâ¦ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!
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Always in motion is the future⦠The greatest popular culture utterance foregrounding the principle of metaphysical uncertainty ever spoken in a movie designed for mass consumption.
This was Yodaâs answer to the question about the outcome of Luke Skywalkerâs Jedi training; and, Like's eventual intervention in THE REBELLION in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back.
Ironically, the Star Was franchise itself falls into the catagory of a future in motion that couldnât have been foreseen.
Who could have predicted that a movie that was essentially a space Western, samurai movie, made in the tradition of Flash Gordon serials, would spawn the summer blockbuster movie phenomenon?
Who I ask!!!!????
No one could!!!! Because: Always in motion is the futureâ¦
No matter how prescient one is, the outcome of any situation is influenced by many random unforeseen forces that cannot be predicted.
And, even when the unforeseen forces are made apparent; and, a new situation arises; this also generates a new blind spots and new random chaotic elements.
Who cold have predicted Jar Jar Binks â the most hated character in the Star Wars franchise.
No one I tell you!!!! NO ONE!!!!!!
FUCK THAT STEP AND FETCH IT COMIC RELIFE DEMI-RASTAMAN!!!! FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Always in motion is the futureâ¦
In 1977 we all asked if the Star Wars movie would have sequel and spawn a huge franchise. At the end of that tumultuous summer, the only answer possible answer back then was: Always in motion is the futureâ¦
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Rikerâs Island green cup â part of a basic personal kit an inmate receives upon entering Rikerâs Island prison. This cup has a multipurpose function allowing an inmate to shave, brush his teeth, drink water, or make a hot beverage to drink â using prison ingenuity â while in his cell. Often when prisoners âgraduateâ â leave prison â they bring their green cup with them both as a memento and a reminder.
You donât ever want to be put into a position where you have to use a Rikerâs Island green up; or, to actually learn and experience how useful and versatile it is in the life of a prisoner.
Allen Weisselberg is drinking out of Rikerâs Island green cup. Let him sip out of it for a bit; because If they sweat him a little and threaten him with more time; he may just flip on Donald Trump.
You know how they do new prisoners who donât know how to jail; have no clout; and, no set to have their back. There is no such thing as soft time or short time on Rikerâs Island.
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Before my life began (BMLB) is from the âgoing full common playbookâ of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing oneâs own wedding vows to negate all of the âmackingâ you perpetrated before you met your wife â especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite exâs to the wedding to make a point, didnât you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if youâre reading this and think itâs corny then you canât pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
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pay the cost to be the boss â These are watch words for people IN THE STRUGGLE. No success comes without SWEAT EQUITY and with that work comes the privilege of OWNING THE HEAD OF THE TABLE.
These words were featured in songs by both B.B. King and James Brown as explanations both of the work it takes to be at THE TOP OF YOUR GAME and the privileges afforded to one in that position.
Swagger comes as a result of THE GRIND.
1) Nobody gives you NOTHING; you gotta pay the cost to be the boss!!!!
2) Lyrics Sung by B.B. King:
â You gotta be crazy, baby
Just gotta be out of your mind
As long as Iâm payinâ the bill
Iâm payinâ the cost to be the bossâ¦â
3) Lyrics sung by James Brown:
âPaid the cost to be the boss
Paid the cost to be the boss
Iâve Paid the cost to be the boss
Look at me
know what you see
See a bad mother
Look at me
Know what you see
See a bad mother
Paid the cost to be the boss
Paid the cost to be the boss
Look at me
Know what you see
See a bad mother
Huhâ¦â
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