Cockney rhyming slang for taking a turd; i.e. the act of defecation.
"Do you need me for anything? Because I'm off for an Amber Heard."
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A majeika is an annoying tuft of hair that juts out at an awkward angle. It may or may not resist all attempts at correction. The word is presumably derived from Mr Majeika, a British TV series based on a series of children's books. The title character had such a tuft of hair.
The boy borrowed some hair wax in an attempt to tame the wild majeika he was sporting.
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