fat bus

The vehicle which arrives in town on any hot summers day to collect and remove all of the fat and ugly women leaving the attractive ones behind. The fat bus then proceeds to its drop off site in Basingstoke city centre.

"Dear lord save us! Not more of them, please lord not more of them!" Quote from Basingstoke (male) town official.

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lurker

A turd which refuses to flush.

"Bloody hell, someones left a lurker!"

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