dook nookum

a bootleg version of Duke Nukem that runs at 3 fps

person 1: yooo i got dook nookum for chrismin11!!111111111111111
person 2: 01001001 00100111 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011

Me Sleep Again

An incredibly common Furby glitch that never allows the Furby to wake up, even if it's not in a dark place.

Mostly seen in Furbies that haven't been used in a long time.

Also used with the acronym "MSA".

me: I just found my old 1998 Furby in my closet. Turns out it was affected with Me Sleep Again. How do I fix this?
friend: idk, just look it up on youtube or something

please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

When a person thinks you're so awfrible that hate just doesn't cut it.

@chaos_control on twitter: insert bad take here
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

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The club penguin dancing minigame

A Dance Dance Revolution based game that has the best song selection on planet earth. It got knocked off by Friday Night Funkin'.

The club penguin dancing minigame is simply the best rhythm game ever.

printer

we used to know what the printer was but the definition of it was deleted by the one and only Fares Elahlam

i have no idea wtf youre talking about. printer

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debian

a gnu/linux distro known for being outdated and enabling you to just collect repos like crazy

ah fuck, i have to add yet another repo to my /etc/sources.list. debian rocks!!!!!!

awfrible

When something or someone is so awful, it's awful and terrible combined.

Touch controls in headphone are SO TERRIBLE. It's awful and terrible combined. Awfrible.