Crighton

Him.

Person 1: "Hey who's that."
Person 2: "HE IS HIM!"
Crighton: *Is so him that he pulls lesbians*

Mormonstral Cycle

The Cycle Mormons go through once a month that makes them become whiny pissbabies and UBER NPCs because they suck.

Derrek (Cringe mormon): "This sucks! I hate everything, all of you are just main characters!" *Slams table like the whiny bitch he is.*
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."